This Week’s Deity

Hello my lovely blog readers and followers (I’m getting 2 or 3 reads per post now).

I just thought I would share with you my deity of choice for this week, and having said that, I have decided that my Deity of choice for this week is going to be (drumroll)…

Oizys.

A rather miserable choice, I hear you say, considering her Latin name is Miseria, which is where we get our word for misery from, and she is the Goddess of Misery!

All of which I suppose is a bit obvious now, isn’t it?

Anyway, Oizys is also the Goddess of grief, depression and anxiety, and I have chosen her as this week’s deity as, despite having an excellent morning of getting myself out of bed, showered and ready for work, along with getting the kids dressed and out of the house on time, and an excellent school run, my day has somewhat gone downhill since!

What else can I say about Oizys? Not a lot really, as it’s been a very long time since I read Hesiod’s Theogony.

What I can tell you, if my memory serves me correct, is Oizys was the daughter of Nyx and Erebus. Both Nyx (Goddess of night) and Erebus (God of darkness) where born of Chaos, which according to Hesiod is “…the gaping void above the earth created when the Earth and Sky separated from their primordial unity” or something like that.

Now then, Nyx was about at the very beginning of time and with Erebus had a lot of progeny (progenies? I’m not sure what the correct term is here), Hypnos (Sleep) and Thanatos (Death – bit like Thanos from the Marvel comics, I wonder where they got the idea for the name from?) were two of theirs, along with Hemera who was the primordial goddess of the Day, I can’t remember the others at the moment, but I’m sure they’ll come to me over the next few hours (which will no doubt lead me to make a lot of edit’s to this post). All Nyx’s other children along with herself and Erebus make up the majority of the Greek primordial deities. Hemera is a little bit hazy as she is considered in some to have given birth to the Titans, (other writings state Aether, and others state the both Hemera and Aether!) being the mother of both Gaia and Uranus. According to Hesiod, though, Gaia conceived Uranus alone and went on with him to parent the first of the Titans.

All very confusing, I know. And probably not helped by my hazy recollection of things and my bad narrative.

Anyway, despite all of that (quite wildly inaccurate) rambling what I’ve written up there. This week’s deity is Oizys. When I’m cursing, thanking or praying for things to happen, it’ll be Oizys I’ll be doing the cursing, thanking or praying to.

Oh, and as with everything I write, make sure you fact check it all rather than accepting it as written, my memory is very flaky and it’s been an exceedingly long time since I studied any of this stuff.

Also, while I think of it, this post can also serve to show my very dear friend https://morethanablackcoffeegirl.wordpress.com/ how easy it is to write 500+words, on just about any absolute nonsense you can think of, in the space of 10 minutes over lunchtime.

A Day Off With the Kids

Today I had a day off work to spend with the kids for the beginning of half term. That, however, is not quite how it worked out. Instead, I’ve spent most of the day in bed having been awake all night following a bout of food poisoning.

I went to the theatre last night to see Jack Whitehall. To be honest, I didn’t find him hilarious, but he did raise a few laughs. Before the show, my wife, my father-in-law and I had a meal in the restaurant. There was not a lot to choose from, this being a Sunday, so we had a sharing platter of olives, falafel, little mushroom balls stuffed with rice (a bit like a mini risotto in a ball), sun dried tomatoes and salad, you get the gist. I then had the “superfood salad” which consisted of cold broccoli, what seemed to be a whole tub of cherry tomatoes, avocado and rather a lot of gritty quinoa. I didn’t eat it all, it was too large, but on the whole it was absolutely fine.

As the show went on, I could feel the falafel settling, and by the time we left I could feel my stomach cramping up which made for an uncomfortable journey in the back of the car.

Rather than heading home, we went back to my in-laws to stay the night, it being half term, and having come straight from the caravan earlier, it made sense to do so, I planned to head out with the kids somewhere first thing in the morning. I headed up for bed not long after we got back, discovering T asleep on my side of the bed I decided to sleep in his bed.

I couldn’t get to sleep. Unusual for me as I’m usually out like a light then struggle to stay asleep. After a couple of hours of tossing and turning I felt that sweet taste in my mouth which means run to the toilet quick!

I won’t go into details, but it wasn’t pleasant and there was a lot of it. After an indeterminate amount of time spent languishing on the bathroom floor between bouts of vomiting, I made my way back to bed. Unable to go back to sleep for fear of a repeat experience, with a pain in my gut and my head both of which throbbed rhythmically in time with my heart.

I finally drifted off about dawn, into a solid six hours of uninterrupted sleep. Waking up about an hour ago as my wife brought me a cup of tea and some plain biscuits.

The upshot is, I now feel guilty. Guilty for spending a days holiday from work in bed. Guilty because my mother-in-law has had to entertain the children while I’ve been asleep. Guilty because my wife has had her day interrupted at work with the kids hanging around. But, I feel most guilty for missing out on the time I should have been spending with my children today. I get to spend such precious little time with them as it is, and on a day that has been anticipated for months, I spend most of it in bed.

No Biscuits

I’ve just been musing with a mate on WhatsApp about a world without biscuits. Isn’t it weird the places your mind takes you to when you’re bored? Transcript below:

Just imagine a world without biscuits. There would be carnage! Thank God (I have chosen Dionysus, the Greek God of wine, intoxication, chaos, and ritual frenzy, as today’s deity) for biscuits!

BTW, Dionysus had the power to bring the dead back to life. A power that was bestowed on him by his father, Zeus. Zeus had resurrected the young Dionysus after the Titans had lured him into their cave, slit his throat, chopped him up and roasted him for dinner! It came back to kick them in the arse though, as it was then that Zeus, having finally had enough of the old gods, killed them all! Dionysus also had the power to induce mass hysteria and madness. What a dude eh?

At least I think that’s right, you may want to google him to double-check, my Greek mythology is a bit hazy these days.

Whilst I’m procrastinating about gods instead of doing any housework, did you know the story of Noah’s Ark was actually plagiarised from a much older Sumerian story?

From what I can remember the story first appeared around 2000BC, a full 1000 years before the Biblical version, in the tales of Atrahasis and Gilgamesh. In the Sumerian story, a dude called Atrahasis is told, by the gods, to build an Ark to preserve the species of the Earth from the Deluge, as they called it.

The Sumerians had a shed load of gods, all led by the big three. Anu, who was in charge of the sky, Enlil, who looked after the earth, and Enki, who lived in the oceans. Now, these three were normally squabbling amongst themselves, but having finally had enough of the humans they had created mucking things up on the Earth, they put their differences to one side, clubbed together and sent the Deluge to wipe out mankind.

Just like the story of Noah in the Bible.

It’s quite interesting reading, if you ever get the chance. Atrahasis and Gilgamesh. There’s a lot of similarities between the Sumerian writings and the Old Testament, with plagues and famines and droughts being sent by the gods to sort out man before finally reaching tether’s end and flooding the world to get rid of him.

And to think people actually believe all this shit actually happened for real and was done by the One God? Just goes to show how gullible humans are.

n.b. You might want to fact check this as it’s been a very long time since I studied any of this stuff.